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Military Says It Will ‘Continuously’ Monitor Bathrooms to Comply With Anti-Trans Order (www.404media.co)

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[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Goddamnit that’s entirely accurate. They replaced the -room inspections- with civilians on the base I was on when processing out, and they expected white glove every single day.

lol fuck that. White glove is special event/booter cleaning; eat my whole ass.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 5 points 3 days ago

I speak from experience. I was in Afghanistan and the companies that provide laundry services or food were just making insane amounts.