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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon does the shopping (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 140 points 4 days ago (3 children)

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 41 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Did your girlfriend come to her senses, and realize how great those plates are?

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 8 points 3 days ago

Obv its because he chose the plates and not the girlfriend

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Can it bee?

[–] FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip 10 points 3 days ago

Dear god it them

The myth, the legend, the plate