I'd be fucking delighted if my wife brought home these plates.
this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2025
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Can it bee?
Dear god it them
The myth, the legend, the plate
Did your girlfriend come to her senses, and realize how great those plates are?
Obv its because he chose the plates and not the girlfriend
My partner would never do this, because she knows I would buy goatse plates.
Wouldn't the food fall through the hole in the center?
Lol
Fake: anon has gf
Gay: anon buys colourful kitchenware and posts about it online in order to start a discussion
They're adorable, though. That part is true.
I like how it has an attached dipping plate. Not doubt for ketchup to dip dinosaurs nuts in
Dinosaur... nuts? Never heard of 'em
I'm dyin' to soar these nuts across your face
(I think that works, right? Barely?)
Come over to my place sometime.
Dino Nuggies are for kids, adults eat tendies.
those are to give the kid different types of food in correct quantities
source : am dad, even have the cutlery that fits this set.
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They're so cute.
Break up with gf and marry the plates
Woah, we‘re not on r/relationshipadvice here!
Clearly. If we were he'd be advised to hit facebook, delete the lawyer, and hire a gym too
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If you are somewhat tight for cash or shopping for another person some conflict stemming from this is completely reasonable.
Then again I find it weird to give someone money and then say "Buy some plates" without any further details or supervision. Of course anon could have, yknow, asked if the plates are okay before ordering
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Dang, sounds like those plates are perfectly age appropriate for your gf
She's just pissed about the microplastics.
Could've been interpreted as he wants kids but anyway.
Are you kidding me?! There isn't a single person I know who wouldn't at least appreciate those plates enough to chuckle! Those are awesome plates, I'd use those plates even for formal events, the only people who'd be upset by them are stuck-up assholes!
the only people who’d be upset by them are stuck-up assholes!
Wow that's really judgemental, maybe accept that other people don't share your taste?
and teenagers insisting they're no longer kids. (same fight as "kids table" stuff. To be honest, when I became an adult, the kids table was always more fun anyhow. Dinosaurs are way more interesting topics of conversation than adult-stuff.)
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