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Pumpkin spice products are already in grocery stores in July (abcnews.go.com)

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[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

With more people tapping into the trend of Summerween

Summerween

Your marketers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

They’ve never once considered if they should. Heck, Adam Smith said so himself:

“The wealth of nations relies on dumb ass marketing and stupid fuckers buying into it.” - Adam Smith

[–] xXSirDanglesXx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

They could've said "Thanksgummer." Count your blessings