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Anon does the shopping (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My partner would never do this, because she knows I would buy goatse plates.

[–] TheTurner@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn't the food fall through the hole in the center?

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Lol