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Pumpkin spice products are already in grocery stores in July (abcnews.go.com)

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maker's Mark, a mass produced basic bitch bourbon, was initially marketed with the tagline "It tastes expensive because it is." I say this as a whiskey drinker, it's pretty much all marketing.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Why are you a whisky drinker if its all just marketing? Vodka is cheaper.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Because I fell for the fucking marketing. Duh.