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'Chuck E. Cheese' handcuffed and arrested in Florida on charges of using a stolen credit card (www.nbcnews.com)

submitted 4 days ago by DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Sounds like something from Reno 911

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

Truly, life imitates art

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I can absolutely see this happening with the guy on roller skates.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

That’s tug job Terri