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Anon witnesses excellent security (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Object@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wait till they learn about Jamf Pro and Mosyle 😜 (Well… granted they also have to deploy it correctly after..)

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

They did make us install Crowdstrike after 3-ish years of no spyware. We still have root access, they can just see every time I update my packages.