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So an unskilled operator is going to blow up the wrong student.
what gives you the idea there's explosives involved anywhere?
I mean it's an absurd, shit plan, but there's no explosives mentioned I can see. their plan is to just yeet drones at the bad guys until they give up in shame I guess.
anything, anything, but address the ease of people ammassing guns and ammo.
beer, titties, guns, dead kids, and trucks: the 'merikan way
Given the depth of the thinking here, and the desire to have guns in all situations, it's only a matter of time until they add a 4th box with the "armed response unit" that's only "supposed to be used in the most dire of situations".
Anything other than dealing with the underlying problem means anything.
yeah frankly was surprised they didn't mount some kind of turret in every classroom and hallway.