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Good to see the police openly lying... He didn't have a large dagger on him. It was a trowel.
I mean, to be fair... Those Japanese trowels do look like a big fuck off knife:
Yeah, it's fair enough that they were called and showed up.
Their conduct after realising it's not a knife though is what's wrong. They know now, for a fact, that it is not a dagger and yet in their public statement they say it is, and they coerced a caution out of an innocent person.
Im a condo super and always have a knife on me, it’s fucked that police could just arrest me at work for having work tools
Exactly, that's absolutely a knife. A huge one.
It may also be used as a trowel, but looks at it, that looks like something crocodile dundee would throw at someone.
A guy walking around in public with that strapped to his belt in a tactical looking holster is just asking for trouble. He was probably looking forward to the day the cops got him for it. He can't have been so stupid to have that on and think "this is totally fine, nobody would ever be concerned by this".
He wasn't "walking around in public". He was a gardener, walking around with gardening tools, gardening. I have one of those tools. It's fucking amazing at digging small precise holes under difficult conditions, but as a weapon it wouldn't be any more dangerous than any of my other tools. It's absolutely not a knife. It's just a narrow trowel with edges necessary to cut through roots. Most gardening tools have a sharp edge somewhere. Context fucking matters. And the fantasy your spinning about this scenario is just more pathetic nanny state authoritarian nonsense.
He wasn't in public. Read the god damned article. He was at his own house and even had other gardening shit with him including vegetables.
So because the trowel doesn’t look like a white mans trowel, it’s a knife?
Trowels can be used like a dagger though.
So clearly they are daggers!
Also, so can pencils. Good luck writing that up in your book now, Sergeant Smedley.
Well the Joker clearly stabbed that guy with a wooden dagger about 1cm wide with a novelty eraser on the end
Did Officer Joker have the required training for that weapon?
I had a teacher in high school who had been stabbed with a pencil. They would wear a shirt with a hole in it from what they said was the incident, but they did a lot to keep us on our toes so maybe it was from a trowel.
..... Have they ever done anything else?
This is the UK police, they don't quite have the reputation the US ones do.
I'd have expected better from them.
I mean, it's GMP. Second only to the MET in everything you don't want to hear about a police force doing.
Did you see that "trowel"?
It looks like a big hunting knife. I garden, I have an allotment and grow all sorts for years, I've never seen a trowel that looks anything like that before.
Sure, maybe it's some specialised sharp knife-like trowel from Asia that nobody here has seen before, but that is exactly why it's reasonable to assume it's a knife, first and foremost.
I also heard the guy was dressed like he was cosplaying being in the army (in camo), but that may not be the case. It would make one further suspicious of him though, if it is true.
A guy walking around with a big sharp "trowel" in (to joe public) a green tactical looking holster thingy, wearing army camo? Yeah, that doesn't sound like a bloke going down the allotment to tend to the cabbages.
Obviously it was a misunderstanding in the end, but at the same time, I can 100% understand why the fuzz would make some safe assumptions to disarm someone of their potentially deadly weapon.
The bloke can't have been stupid either, he was carrying the very weapon like thing visibly in public, and when the bobbies asked him to drop it he acted like he had no clue what they were on about? Come on.
I could understand buying and using a trowel that's weird like that, if that's what you're into, but it's common sense that it looks like a weapon and should obviously be concealed as to not worry joe public. Especially if you're planning to go around wearing army clothes or whatever, but even so.
https://feddit.uk/comment/19011437
See my response in this thread, it addresses your concerns.
2 comments above mine has pictures.
Trowels like that are becoming increasingly popular, just because you've not seen one before doesn't mean they're not legitimate.
He was very clearly gardening.
The problem here wasn't that the police were called. The problem is that they gave him a caution for not breaking the law when it was a clear misunderstanding.
Where did you hear about his clothes?