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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (4 children)

Only if they’re also throwing fleshlights at NBA games

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

dildos stuffed in spring-loaded fleshlights so when they hit the court the dildos shoot out like spring snakes. only way to go

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 14 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Equality wood be Dildos for the NBA games too.

And I'd probably actually watch it if there was a chance of Shaq getting smacked by a double ended.

Basketball is boring to me to watch. I get the fun in playing it but not in watching it.

Edit: I'm keeping that typo

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Son, a man can get a lot of good use out of a dildo.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Sadly I only have two and a strong gag reflex

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

how do you see? hear? breathe? praise deer god it's a miracle!

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

That would be hilarious.