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[–] breezeblock@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We’re too stupid as a race to survive…

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, we have a pretty significant portion of the populace being told almost on the daily that the sooner that they stop breathing, the sooner they get to join the cosmic orgy.

[–] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's the part I don't understand, it specifically isn't even an orgy! So why join???

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

If things like this keep happening that problem might solve itself.