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Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis (www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk)

submitted 4 days ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Great story! Had a roommate telling a story of his old roommate in college. This guy was said to be packing a full-sized hair-spray can.

My guy is doing his engineering homework when his roomie stumbles home from the bar with woman. They head straight to the bedroom, of course. After 5-minutes:

"Oh hell NO you're not putting that thing in me!"

She went straight out the door, still pulling her clothes on.

Poor fella.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Yeah I heard lots of stories just like that. Also when she was telling that story, there was several other women in the room and they all agreed that they don't want a gaint dick put in them. You see that shit in porn, but that shit isn't normal.