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Never have I ever met someone real-life online ๐ป
Those two worlds must not collide.
Well that's what 3D printers are for.
I did. Went hiking with a guy I met in an online game that turned out to live nearby. Pretty nice dude, I have to do that again some day.
The thing is, you never know. FBI agent? Serial murderer? Normal person?
That's because online people aren't real. All paid actors and bots (sometimes both).
Even the dogs are FBI agents
... and don't get me started on the "birds"
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