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Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis (www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk)

submitted 3 days ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Probably gets lightheaded each time it fills with blood.

There was an interview with someone who has a record sized penis, and one of the funniest yet saddest moments was him and his wife talking about how she has to be careful and 'manage' his erection during sexual activities so he wouldn't pass out.

I think I would go get a medical license of some kind and solicit blood donations from friends just so I could pump my blood pressure up to avoid that.

[–] Bunbury@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah, I might have seen the same interview. I just didn’t want to put the relevant words into a search engine to figure out specifically what I was vaguely remembering.