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[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 54 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Twinks are feminine, so fucking a twink is also feminine and that's gay. The manliest thing you can do is fuck the manliest guy you can find.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Coincidentally, that is also what you should do on your first day in prison. Or so they told me, I dunno

EDIT: Wait... was it beat OFF the manliest guy or beat UP? Hmmm... doesn't matter. Everybody liked me after anyway.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

The manliest thing you can do is being fucked by Kronar.