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[–] bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (6 children)

it's not the sex that I crave, just a physical warmth would be great

[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Same. But sex would also be great

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Allow me to introduce you to... the London Undeground trains! The Northern line in summer rush hour is like a bunch of penguins huddling together for warmth in a hot oven.

EDIT: I think I misunderstood what you wanted but I hope you got a chuckle out of it.

[–] bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

this is the kind of thing only an aroace could say

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is a really common sentiment. Humans are social apes but many cultures have severely curtailed what kind of touch is considered appropriate.

I highly recommend hanging with cats. When I was younger, I volunteered at a cat rescue. Friendly cats are almost always down to be pet and to rub their furry little faces all over you. It's hard to feel as lonely when you're hanging out with your cat buds, and the rescue cats need friends too.

[–] bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I have 3 stray kittens hanging out around my porch. Once they get comfortable enough, I will take them to vets and from there I hope the three can stay inside

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Then get a dog

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hot Pockets aren't just for eating anymore.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

I ain't no quitter

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Let it cool a while first, trust me

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

nooooooo i said physical warmth