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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 74 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Step 1: Get a terrible rebranding done

Step 2: Wag the dog with fake/paid outrage

Step 3: Reverse the decision letting people think they’ve won

Step 4: Profit

It’s New Coke all over again.

[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

honestly I thought it was this too

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The new logo is pretty terrible. I bet they paid a lot to some consulting company for it and when they saw how bad it was they wanted to at least try to get some benefit from it.

[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It's literally simple. It's just boring not bad

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

It’s just boring not bad

This has been the theme of every area of design since 2015. Cars, buildings, logos, websites, interior design; everything is not necessarily bad but really boring.

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 2 points 20 hours ago

Step 2: Wag the dog with fake/paid outrage

I see conspiracy theories everywhere