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[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bland logo? Not okay. Bland food? Totally fine.

[–] rozodru@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

it's been a spell since I've been to the US but the only thing I remember about Cracker Barrel is the triangle/golf tee game they had at the tables. The food? I don't remember anything about the food or what I even ate. but that game? I was all over it.

I actually preferred Bob Evans breakfasts. I remember as a kid whenever my family visited the states I would insist we go to Bob Evans for breakfast.

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I actually preferred Bob Evans breakfasts.

I'm sorry, but I've never seen an opinion be wrong before.

[–] rozodru@piefed.social 1 points 23 hours ago

this was 30+ years ago, I've never been to one since then so I'm very sure it's changed.