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[–] CodingCarpenter@lemmy.ml 17 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Have you seen it? They took everything cracker barrels about out of the fucking sign. I'm not conservative by any means but even I think this is actually a win. The new sign was just sad

[–] Presently42@lemmy.ca 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I'm Canadian, so I don't get this cultural reference either. I see in the new one a barrel, presumably full of crackers 🤷

Also, why would anyone store crackers in a barrel?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe they're storing hardtack? That would be on par with the blandness of their food.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)