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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm married and straight.

It doesn't get better.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So it's all just... sexy goofy sarcasm? Oh, crap. I've been doing that for a llllooooong, long time without realising it might be interpreted as flirting.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yup, that's how I got my SO. It turns out we have a similar, raunchy sense of humor.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That honestly sounds like a fun time! Would probably mean I'd become completely desensitised to it in a sexy way, but I do love me some playful sarcasm!

Glad you've managed to find someone with a compatible dynamic in these aspects, it's lovely having a partner with whom you can laugh at the Absurd!