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[–] kurikai@lemmy.world 98 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Tucker will confim from his own experience?

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

No way he would turn down a stallion like me, thought Tucker. He must be faking it!

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tucker's always there for the analysis.

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

True, no-bullshit journalism!

[–] dermanus@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

If it's something only a gay guy would know, that's the only logical explanation.