In a July 2024 broadcast, Carlson likewise cited his producer. “My producer’s like, ’No, it’s totally a pose. He was dating women just a few years ago. That’s totally fake.’ He’s not gay at all,”

Hold on, a guy that likes men AND women????? That's suuuuper sketchy 🤨🤨🤨
Maybe we should have a name for that... Duo-sexual? Hmm, needs more brainstorming...

"I want to watch" -Tucker Carlson

Tucker waxing nostalgic for his boarding school and fraternity days?

I’m having trouble processing the meaning of this insane claim. It does not compute.

Tucker Carlson is "fake straight" and should answer questions about being straight.

Tucker will confim from his own experience?

Tell us what it’s like being a “fake straight”, Tucker.

So, what we're saying is...

he "will be caught buying crack from a gay prostitute going, 'we were just playing tummy swords.' And then he’ll deny it going, 'I did not perform a homosexual act.' 'no, you didn’t. Elton John is a homosexual act. You just blew that guy. It’s okay.'" -Robin Williams

I mean if you haven’t seen the weird tucker Carlson thing with a bunch of greased up men in it uh idk man I don’t even remember what it was but boy does it make me not question that he understands what gay is… but uhhhhh it sure sounds like tucker just wants Pete to prove it by sucking his dick and is mad that he won’t.

No, Tucker, he still won't have sex with you. Not because he's not gay, but because you are a boner killer.

"I want to know more about Pete Buttigieg's sex life" says Tucker Carlson.

It fact, this is the thing about queerphobes, they are obsessed with the genitals and sex lives of queer people to the point that they can't look at anything that involved queer people without thinking of gay sex. That's why they think sfw material that just happens to have a gay person in it is pornography, because they have sexualised queer people to within an inch of their lives.

So , a white, cis, hetro male is gatekeeping being gay?

Yeah that tracks.

"I did gay to be cool and popular. President, maybe!"
-- not gay Pete

What a weird take to say out loud.

I think we are all wondering one thing that Pete might be able to answer.

“When two gay men have sex, how do they know who's penis will open up to accept the other person's penis?”

-Dwight Schrute

What a weird thing to say.

What questions would you ask someone if you thought they were fake gay?

Serious replies only.

Tucker needs some new masturbatory material.

Yes, a capable politician is going to choose the hardest path to advance his career by claiming to be gay. Like playing US politics on super hard mode.

This man is so far in the closet, he's inside a closet in a random house in Narnia.

The fuck does he know about sex? His name is Tucker.

No Tucker, you first.

Masculine manly Republican men stop thinking about gay sex challenge (impossible).

"So you like having dicks in your mouth, but you don't currently have any dicks in your mouth. Curious.

Sounds like Tucker wants to get topped.

Tucker Carlson claiming he has the power to issue the gay certification test is some wild shit. Is it just a slow news day at the propaganda factory or is he like trying to proposition Pete?

There's literally "butt" in his name. What about you, Tucker fucker? I remember that Putin interview when you took his cock so fucking deep.

I always thought a bow tie was the same as a woman wearing a bandanna, a declaration that you are gay and that you have pride about being gay.

This seems like maybe the last thing we should be concerned about right now.

Did he get tipped-off by Lady Graham?