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You're crazy, but not because you want to know this stuff. Anyone in their right mind should want to know (and a few of us crazies want to know too).
Sadly, we know things like this have already proven to be true.
Donald Trump is a rapist.
Getting more information on it, would only serve to prove how much he's committed these acts. Nothing more.
At this point, I'm not sure if he's not guilty of anything, really. Every time I turn around there seems to be evidence, a conviction, or at least a strong probability that the cheeto has broken some law. I think it would be better just to make a bingo card from the laws we don't know that he's broken, so when it comes to light that he did, indeed break those laws, we can have a little fun yelling "bingo!" As our cards fill up.
I'd be a little surprised if he's personally committed any murders; I'd be shocked if he hasn't ordered any committed
Donald Trump is a high functioning psychopath. People like him drive others to suicide and order lesser idiots to do the killing for him, and usually in an indirect manner to avoid any direct culpability.
So is he responsible for some classic old fashion murder? Yes, but did he actually kill anyone with his own hands? I doubt it.
Bingo. I doubt he's personally pulled the trigger because I doubt he wants to get his hands dirty; he has people for that