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[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I'd be a little surprised if he's personally committed any murders; I'd be shocked if he hasn't ordered any committed

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Donald Trump is a high functioning psychopath. People like him drive others to suicide and order lesser idiots to do the killing for him, and usually in an indirect manner to avoid any direct culpability.

So is he responsible for some classic old fashion murder? Yes, but did he actually kill anyone with his own hands? I doubt it.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 6 points 15 hours ago

Bingo. I doubt he's personally pulled the trigger because I doubt he wants to get his hands dirty; he has people for that