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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 days ago

Trump would be the kinda annoying asshole who beats Goldeneye on 'Agent' and then runs around saying he totally defeated and mastered the whole game, who then cries and screams when he tries to play through Dam on '00 Agent' for the first time.

President bonespurs here ain't ever even seen, even heard of 007 Mode.