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I'll implant a bullet in my head before any tech directly touches my neurons.
But you can be a cyberpunk!
Dreams of a cyberpunk future where the sum total of the world's knowledge of any subject can be just a thought away
Most likely reality:
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(got an email from google - reCaptcha is now 10,000 hits free rather than a million...)
I'm really high, and I just need you to know you posted good.
You'd be Elon's cyberpunk, though.
more like cyberbitch
Learn some computer security, get yourself a secondhand laptop and a shitty hoodie. There, you're cyberpunk.
No potential brain melting wetware needed.
"I’ll implant a bullet in somebody's head before any tech directly touches my neurons."
fixed
Guessing you're not a paraplegic?