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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

if a bishop watched me code I could be the first programmer saint. There are times only god knows how my software works. Or not, in case cursing disqualifies candidates.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

TempleOS guy would be so angry

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 6 points 18 hours ago

If you pray to him and miracles happen, we can have Saint Terry the Terrible

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My code comes from the bad place

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Let's not be so pessimistic. I'm sure it's from the middle place at least.