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Would be interested in seeing that data.
Well you see, it's ✨magical✨ data that only executives can interpret. Us ~~lowly employees~~ ungrateful peons just wouldn't understand it.
They must be really special. I bet the next thing they'll do with this power is create a new religion in Utah.
data = vibes
Translation: when there is no one to harass we can't look busy.
Better translation: we are just lonely and used to being able to pay people to be our friends.
It's a little like my council saying "research shows you'll recycle more if we collect your rubbish bins only once in 3 weeks.
Wtf, no way the data shows that