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We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk (www.jezebel.com)

submitted 15 hours ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Wytch@lemmy.zip 41 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

So, did my Etsy curses work? Time will tell. The forces move in mysterious ways, and as the Priestess reminded me, “Spellwork is a collaboration between the caster, the client, and the universe itself.” For now, we can only trust in the timing of the great unknown.

The Universe says, "hold my beer."

[–] 9blb@feddit.org 9 points 3 hours ago

By Wednesday, I checked Charlie’s socials to see if he was spouting anything new.

He sure was spouting blood from his neck.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The great unknown has a sense of humor it seems

[–] lordbritishbusiness@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

It's particularly fond of irony I find.