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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 203 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (55 children)

In what universe is Charlie Kirk at all comparable to MLK?

Release the rest of the Epstein files. Release the Yahoo emails. Why is there a drawing of Epstein grooming children allegedly at Mar a Lago?

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They both got shot, apparently, is the link. He was their guy, and he got shot. Therefore, he’s just like MLK! /s

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They better replace the statue of Lincoln.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

They're trying to recover from the loss of Confederate statues over the years.

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