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Well, I've never thought about it until now but I've never been more sure that he has regular tea parties with a doll collection.
You’re right Polly Prissy Pants. We should deport all the brown people!
I agree, Clyde Frog! Send em to Alligator Auschwitz!
But deporting them is too much trouble! We should put them in concentration camps!
And when there are less of them we can fill the empty spots with other subhumans who give us trouble! Yay! /s
I wouldnt be surprised, hes very self-conscious, he dyed his SCALP to make it look like he had hair once, until people called out how silly he looks.