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Jesus already had a 13th apostle... Dude doesn't know about Matthias.
While Matthias was only taking the chair left by Judas, Charlie would have really continued with the true legacy of Judas. 🙏
Or Paul, apparently.
There's a handful of others, but it all depends on what one considers a canonical source. Like the Dead Sea scrolls vs a King James Bible.
We all know they will only accept one bible.
Can’t read it it’s not held upside down
Correct; early Christianity was far from monolithic, but the ultimate point is that this person very obviously doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about.
yeah i'm not much of a biblical scholar and that's what i was leading with.
Or Rufus.
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