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Anon deals with crows (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)

submitted 6 days ago by RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

yes, get a transparent lock and picks from any large online retailer….
they’re cheap, easy, fun, and drastically increases your chances of survival in a zombie apocalypse

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Alas, possession of lock picks is the crime for my locale. Id love to get into it when i can get put of here tho

[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

it’s usually only a crime if you have possession of them while committing another crime…

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah but you're only supposed to do 1 crime at a time

[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago

did you know, every time you throw away a battery you’re committing a felony?

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 2 points 5 days ago

Feed crows, do crimes.