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Anon deals with crows (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)

submitted 1 week ago by RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

this is why ferrets are illegal in California

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago

I wanna believe that to be true and can't be bothered to look it up. So, I now know why ferrets are illegal in California!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bummer. What about having a Florida Man?

[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

well then he’d become a california man