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[–] Soup@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

A friend of friend I’ve met a couple times is into me. They’re 23 and I’m 30 and I still don’t have an interest. They’re perfectly nice, but…

I think after 28-30 it starts to really not matter that much but before that even smallish gaps can be pretty questionable. And any dude that would consider someone their age to be a “hag” probably largely dates younger because mature, experienced women can tell they’re really just garbage man-children.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

really just garbage man-children

It's a green-text, we knew that from the get-go

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, but even people who don’t go online much, even people I actually do care about in my own life, still fall into that category. The people I care about tend to be much nicer and wouldn’t call someone a hag but they do lack a certain level of maturity. Green-text makes it near certain but it’s a “not all rectangles are squares” situation.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, but all rectangles are squares if we shoehorn a non-standard metric (this comment has absolutely nothing to do with the thread and it's just a dumb math joke).

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