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Anon deals with crows (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)

submitted 5 days ago by RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 days ago (20 children)

a lot of people have trained crows to steal money for them… it’s very illegal….
probably not getting cash from restaurant tables.:.
people have also trained ferrets to steal jewelry and used them as burglars….

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 days ago (10 children)

I want to train a common animal to pick locks. Any recommendations?

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Raccoons have opposable thumbs and thief masks, definitely S tier lockpicker race

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago

I think so too, but how are their teaching skills? I want to cause a multi-generational problem of raccoons robbing vending machines.

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