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Scuba Thief Steals Thousands From Floating Disney Restaurant, Then Disappears Into Water (www.jalopnik.com)

submitted 1 week ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'm ok with this. Only cause I hate Disney on a deep level

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You can now also hate them on an even deeper level because of their complete capitulation to the fascist regime.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 6 days ago

Apparently, you can hate them on a deep enough level to where scuba gear is required...