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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon doesn't understand streamer fans (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Killer57@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wait, are you implying that I'm sexually attracted to Josh from Let's game it out!?

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

As someone that works in software, what he does to turn running code inside out, is kinda sexy. The guy is like a bloodhound for bugs and poorly-built software.

Game developers: Yeah, buy our game and play it however you want. It's all for fun!

Josh: ::proceeds to out-QA the publisher's QA department, breaking the game in the most egregious ways imaginable::

Game developers: No, not like that!

Speedrunners:: ::furious note-taking sounds::

[–] boringbisexual@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who wouldn't be?

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ugh have you seen what he can do with some wood?! Swoon

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 3 points 15 hours ago

And the guy can keep going for multiple hours at a time