this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2025
1036 points (99.3% liked)
Greentext
7178 readers
594 users here now
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Ok but I don't want to have to eat any rich people. Frankly that sounds disgusting.
Okay you can feed them to your pet, but cook them thoroughly first, you ~~don't know~~ suspect where they've been.
Not Elon Musk though, I know where he's been.
I would feed him to the crows instead, but I suspect they'd rather leave him to the maggots.
I wouldn't want my local crows to OD on ketamine