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Anon is exploited (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 162 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Real and straight. This is all of us.

We should rise up, and unionize.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 32 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Ok but I don't want to have to eat any rich people. Frankly that sounds disgusting.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 48 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Okay you can feed them to your pet, but cook them thoroughly first, you ~~don't know~~ suspect where they've been.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Not Elon Musk though, I know where he's been.

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I would feed him to the crows instead, but I suspect they'd rather leave him to the maggots.

[–] CucumberFetish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 days ago

I wouldn't want my local crows to OD on ketamine

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

Oh he's definitely spoilt rotten and inedible

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago

I don’t really even care how gross it is at this point, I want my bite.

[–] rirus@feddit.org 5 points 4 days ago

I dont have the time for that, I keep scrolling trough the news and attending work meetings.