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How many times do you think his gfs have asked him to recreate various scenes from his films, particularly titanic?
I think the women he goes after are too young to have watched titanic nowadays lol
I've seen films from before I was born
Yeah I guess we all have I was just saying... He likes them young innit
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brother Titanic is the least of his concerns, even only counting 90s, he still has What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Romeo + Juliet, and The Man in the Iron Mask to live down.
Titanic has it's cheese, but it is perfectly acceptable use of DiCaprio