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[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 95 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

I just saw this video clip while watching last night's Kimmel. Trump was furious - look at his expression in that picture...because an escalator stopped. The smallest of setbacks drives him to a crazy level of fury.

Like Kimmel said, "If only that had happened 10 years ago."

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 days ago

Senile onset dementia irritability.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 7 points 6 days ago

I'm so glad he's in such amazing shape that he can *checks notes* climb a single flight of stairs

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Yeah but from behind how come we can't see his face from.the prospective of the reporters at the time it stops?