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Disappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are released (www.dailystar.co.uk)

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[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That would be difficult given Blondie is a band and not a “she”.

[–] N0MAD@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I tell you one thing that really drives me nuts, is people who think that ~~Jethro Tull~~ Blondie is just a person in a band.

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I knew Debbie’s grandma. It was important we knew that her granddaughter wasn’t named Blondie.

[–] N0MAD@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Its a quote from the movie Armageddon that sticks in my gray matter every time someone mentions Jethro Tull or a band that has a human sounding name that isn't named after a band member.