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[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] anon6789@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Squirrels are not typically considered a vector for rabies. They can have surprisingly bad attitudes and can do some damage to you though.

Source: I handled over 200 squirrels this month. 🐿️

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Good to know. Squirrel is just a dick.

[–] anon6789@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

A lot of them are cool. But when they are dicks, they go all out. They intimidate me more than a lot of the larger animals.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Didn't mean to make it plural, mb

[–] anon6789@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

It's all good. Last week there were a lot in a bad mood since they were being weened. Their free ride is coming to an end. 😁

[–] JustRalph@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

So you saying they handled 200... what.

[–] reptar@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] anon6789@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm a volunteer at a wild animal rescue. Squirrels have babies twice a year, and whichever ones end up displaced for one reason or another end up with us.

We're starting to wrap up for the year, but at the peak of both breeding seasons we have over 200 baby squirrels in our care, and depending how big they are, we need to take care of them 3 or 4 times a day.

They get fed, weighed, a good general inspection to look for any health problems, and their enclosures cleaned out. We give them hammocks and toys and things to build up their squirrel behaviors.

They'll eventually graduate to an outdoor enclosure with a lot more room to move around and/or we release them back to the environment where they resume their lives as nature intends.

As a larger and stronger than average person, squirrels are quite impressive little critters. They are extremely fast and agile, and you just can't appreciate it until you start to handle ones that aren't cooperative! They barely seem bound by the laws of physics. They can move any direction, in any orientation, stick tone everything with those tiny claws, have insane bursts of energy, and even ones with their eyes barely open have insane upper body strength to climb anywhere. When they are angry, they will hiss, spit, lunge and bite like the scariest of feral cats. They have sharp, reinforced teeth that can bite through our leather gloves if they really want to. They are no joke!

But they are also soft, loveable, and adorable critters that need a helping hand sometimes.

Here's a recent photo I grabbed while feeding one. You can make out those biceps and cannonball shoulders under the fur, and this one is on the small side, so it's a wimp compared to the big guys.

All us volunteers start our education on squirrels, as there are so many and they are pretty safe as far as wild animals go since they're small and typically not too aggressive.

I'm looking to get vaccinated for rabies next month so that next year I can work with the foxes and raccoons and the rest of the rabies prone species. My main ambition is raptors, but we don't get near as many of those as other animals, and they're all amazing in their own ways, so I just want to be able to work with all of them.

I think that's a good basic summary of everything. I'm far from an expert on any specific topic, but if you have any more questions, feel free to ask. It's a great job, and nearly anyone can do it if you have a few hours a week to do a shift (ours are 4 hours) and it's an indescribably positive experience for the most part. I recommend it to anyone who loves wild animals.

[–] reptar@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Thanks for sharing all of that! I'm certain I'm speaking for more than myself too!

There sure is a reason for the dogs/ADHD - squirrel memes. It's interesting to hear about the up-close characteristics that produce the wild agility and abilities (agibilities?)

[–] anon6789@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's my pleasure. Every week I get new great stories to tell. Last week was my first time with a vulture, so I got to learn how they behave when a new human comes poking around them. I get to see animals up close that I didn't even know we have in my state like minks, flying squirrels, and the other week we had a brown thrasher, which is kind of like a roadrunner.

I work with really amazing and caring people, meet all kinds of nice people and kids that find hurt animals and want to see them get better, some real weirdos as well.

We had a little boy find a bumble bee that was missing a wing and he took it to his parents, and then they brought it in and he dropped it off to us. We treated it the same as any other wild animal. We gave it fresh fruit, soft bedding, and while bee wings are too delicate to work on (we do repair butterflies though!) we gave that bee the best end of life care possible and we were sad when he passed. It may sound silly, but in a world with a lot of anger lately, to be in a group of people that can see love and compassion in a bee can feel like a really great place to be.

If you want more animal stories and cool anatomy stuff, it's a bit more niche, but I post on !superbowl@lemmy.world every day. I post cute and humourous stuff of course, but much of the content is sourced from rescues like the one I work at or wildlife photographers, so there's a serious and respectful undertone to it all, and I can answer lots of questions. I'll sneak in non-owl related stuff from my personal animal care experiences too when I can tie it in.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 4 days ago

Bumble bee palliative care is the most heartwarming thing I've heard in a minute!