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Disappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are released (www.dailystar.co.uk)

submitted 3 days ago by OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] BilliamBoberts@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

God wants the epstein files

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What would an all knowing all seeing God want with some files ?

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only logical explanation is that He's on the files and is trying to keep them hidden.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 day ago

But an all knowing being would already know the future outcome of his efforts