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If the apocalypse does come today (or perhaps tomorrow) less than half of Americans believe they will go to heaven (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I definitely do not believe half of Americans would go to Heaven. And basically none of the half that thinks they will.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

"I don't know if half of you will go to Heaven half as well as I should like; and I'd like less than half of you to not go there half as well as you deserve."