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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Some of the high school showers I used were vertical pipes with shower heads pointing horizontally kind of spiraled up to the top. That way like 6 guys could share a shower area that would only be big enough for one guy. At my school we had normal (I guess) open showers with a showerhead and valve handle every 4 feet or so. With those verticle pipe ones just about the whole team could shower at once in the amount of space we used to shower 6 guys in our locker room. Very efficient?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And people ask why I never play sports

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We had mandatory gym class in the 80s. Showering was also mandatory.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Schools really don’t do gym anymore. I think the last time my kids had it was once a week, and I just didn’t see a point. It probably helps that my youngest is an athlete but what good does anyone get from once a week of screwing around?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We had different experiences, as did our kids. In the 70s/80s, we'd jog a mile everyday to start gym class. I was the wimpy kid, always picked second or third to last for a team. Sometimes last. :(

When I took my kids on a hike down to the creek summer before last, "A whole MILE!"

"Are you telling me a 52-yo man with emphysema can out walk you?!"

Best part? They were so much more fit, had no complaints walking to the creek by the end of that summer. Weird part? They didn't even notice.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I have to say it’s been long enough for me that “a whole mile” seems unusual again. This summer was “let’s walk to the diner for breakfast. If we take the new bike trail it’s only a bit over a mile”.

I grew up in a rural area where we’d be out all day, and a mile wasn’t even worth measuring. Then is used to live in Boston, where walking and trains were more convenient than cars most of the time, so a mile wasn’t even just a short walk to whatever. But now in the suburbs I’ve fallen into the car trap, and it’s only since COVID that I started rediscovering how walkable my town is

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

1980s 7th and 8th-grade showers were basically prison showers for us. Was terrified to have to get naked, but glad it happened.

Despite being a scrawny little fuck (still am), I learned I was packing heat vs. the popular preppies. Nothing to write home about, but I've never been insecure about my penis size.

Also got me over my fear of being seen naked. Now I don't give a fuck. (Part of the IDGAF is middle age.)