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Disappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are released (www.dailystar.co.uk)

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[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Oh God, don't even give them any ideas. I'm already worried with all this symbolism trying to make Charlie Kirk into Jesus they're going to try and claim he was resurrected at some point.

"This was all part of God's plan."