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Biocomputers powered by human brain cells (scitechdaily.com)

submitted 1 day ago by IndigoMoontrue@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ya know, I think human brain cells work best in their own human heads. Maybe that's just me though..

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Yes, that's why personal computers need to be made of flying skulls. Toss in some candles and hail the machine god!

[–] IndigoMoontrue@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Agreed. These people are insane

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And soon, so will computers!

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